These are exciting times for Lidz on the Go…this post represents my first Westbound blog!

Two posts from me in one day.

Lucky you.

I will wait the appropriate time so you can recover from this level of awesome.

I interrupted my daily ritual of fighting off sleep to share with you these simultaneous conversations.

I just overheard the following conversations, I kid you not, at the same time;

At 10 o’clock;
“She’s disgusting. She might look good naked, but she has an awful personality and her face sucks.”
At 12 o’clock;
“I’m not here for dealing with clowns. We work for Client Services.”
At 6 o’clock;
“I don’t have time, I don’t have brain space, anywhere!”
I put on my Horatio sunglasses and try to solve the non-existent mystery.

Could these 3 conversations be connected?

Am I being punked? Where’s Ashton Kutcher?

Am I GOing to solve the mystery here?

Even H would wince at that one.

The only correlation I can make is that these people communally share a lack of self-awareness.

Case closed.

I smirk at my wit.

Here I am, stuck in the middle with fools.